The Struggles of Dating

1. You’re over being single

2. You get all dressed up, you’re lookin’ good, and you’re gonna find your soulmate tonight

…But you realize, theres no one to look good for unless your interested in the weirdo dancing in the corner alone.

4. You meet a nice, normal person that seems to like you too

And you go on a second date, and they turn out to be much different than you thought they were…not in a good way

5. Then theres the ones who you like, but it’s just not working out. 

6. Sometimes you think you meet the one, but they turn out to be awful.

7. Maybe its you?

..But you’re a classified hottie, so obviously it isn’t..

8. I mean you’re in high demand, just maybe not from the ones you want:

9. So you try a dating app: 

Who you thought you’d get:

Who you really got:

10.  You’re just gonna enjoy being single for a while

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Expectation vs. Reality: Going to the club.

Me basically every weekend.

1. Putting on Make up:

Expectation:

Reality:

2. Getting Dressed:

Expectation:

Reality:

3. Pre-gaming:

Expectation:

Reality:

4. Driving to the club:

Expectation:

Reality:

5. Walking up to the club with your friends:

Expectation:

Reality:

6. Dancing in the club alone:

Expectation:

Reality:

7. Dancing in the club with your friends:

Expectation:

Reality:

8. Flirting in the club:

Expectation:

Reality:

9. How drunk you’re going to get:

Expectation: 

Reality:

 

10. Going home at the end of the night:

Expectation:

Reality:

11. Waking up the next morning:

Expectation:

Reality:

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11 Ways to Save Money in College

1. Find a sugar daddy

2. Walk home alone at night so you don’t have to get a cab or Uber

3. Only eat ramen or the free pizza they give you at school

4. Sell your body to science. Be a test subject for your friends’ thesis projects

5. Just drop out of school

6. Don’t buy any protection

7. Stop buying clothes, shoes, or jackets

8. No need for school supplies, just borrow from your friends

9. Instead of buying alcohol for yourself, drink from the half-empty cups you find at parties

10. Don’t pay for rent

11. Eat plants and berries you find…wild mushrooms are the best!

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