11 Ways to Save Money in College

1. Find a sugar daddy

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2. Walk home alone at night so you don’t have to get a cab or Uber

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3. Only eat ramen or the free pizza they give you at school

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4. Sell your body to science. Be a test subject for your friends’ thesis projects


5. Just drop out of school

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6. Don’t buy any protection

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7. Stop buying clothes, shoes, or jackets

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8. No need for school supplies, just borrow from your friends

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9. Instead of buying alcohol for yourself, drink from the half-empty cups you find at parties


10. Don’t pay for rent

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11. Eat plants and berries you find…wild mushrooms are the best!

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