11 Ways to Save Money in College

1. Find a sugar daddy

2. Walk home alone at night so you don’t have to get a cab or Uber

3. Only eat ramen or the free pizza they give you at school

4. Sell your body to science. Be a test subject for your friends’ thesis projects

5. Just drop out of school

6. Don’t buy any protection

7. Stop buying clothes, shoes, or jackets

8. No need for school supplies, just borrow from your friends

9. Instead of buying alcohol for yourself, drink from the half-empty cups you find at parties

10. Don’t pay for rent

11. Eat plants and berries you find…wild mushrooms are the best!

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